“I plank, therefore, I am.” “To plank or not to plank? That is the question.” Or the biblical, “Planking will set you free.” My very favorite planking expression: “Live plank or die.”
Bryan’s Automotive is in full compliance with the international planking standard and is a cutting edge contributor to planking culture. All of our technicians plank, of course we all grew up on GM, Ford and Dodge planking posture. American automotive technology and planking style is our “bread and butter.” But, we also plank with the very best in the import universe as well, Toyota, Nissan and Honda methods are superbly well represented and we do them with such panache and style, you’d think we grew up in Osaka. Where we surprise many, is the flash and stylistic arch we achieve in the Volvo lineup. Not many here in Olympia can repair much less plank the way we do with Volvos. BMW, Audi and Mercedes are planking opportunities that we love to work on, don’t forget us if you have a European car in need of repair or regular maintenance.
Fortunately planking is still legal here in the State of Washington. Of the many things that are banned, planking is still legal and totally fun. Planking on the rim of the Grand Canyon may be ill advised or the guard rail of a high bridge. Planking is where common sense is very important, don’t plank where your mother would not approve. Planking the hood of your grandmothers 1977 Buick is probably safe if she’s not driving it at the same time. Bryan’s only does safe artistically inspired fun planking. The perfect plank, inspires a natural smile, the head arched up equally with the feet and the arms gracefully held in the horizontal like wings tucked in tight to the sides. This creates a beautiful full body smile. Although, each has their own planking style, especially some of use who are older, may add a touch of vintage ascetics to the pose. Much of the planking style is expressed in the position of the hands. Always look to the hands for the summation of the planker’s stylistic message.
Come to Bryan’s Automotive to plank with the very best. We’ve planked in India, Nepal, on the Tibetan boarder, Myanmar countryside, Prague and Munich. Planking photos are very welcome and with your permission, we will post them on the blog. Automotive planking parties are in the works. We do automotive and we plank, for peace, for the world and for automotive well being. We plank for the love of cars and the American way.